Michael Phelps facts!

Posted on August 14, 2008


Below you will find some interesting “facts” about Michael Phelps designed like the Chuck Norris Meme. I do not take credit for any of these and there are many more pages worth of “facts” on the links you will see posted below. I hope you enjoy them!

  • Michael Phelps’ mother was abducted and conceived Michael by a super human-dolphin alien species from the future.
  • Michael Phelps butterfly kick in China broke the space time continuum and caused Hurricane Katrina.
  • Every time Michael Phelps wins a gold medal, god kills a kitten.
  • There is no ‘ctrl‘ button on Michael Phelps’s computer. Phelps is always in control.
  • The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Michael Phelps out. It failed miserably.
  • Michael Phelps was the most recent person to master alchemy.Turning water into gold.
  • When they aired Michael Phelps on TV celebrating after winning the 4×100, the French surrendered to the US just to be on the safe side.
  • Michael Phelps recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
  • When Michael Phelps steps into a pool, he doesn’t wet, the pool gets Michael Phelps.
  • Michael Phelps whacked off in the ocean.and that, children, is where sperm whales come from.
  • The more Micheal swims…the more powerful he becomes. Today he lifted up a mountain…Tomorrow…he shall lift up the world!
  • Jet ski engines are modeled after Michael Phelps
  • Michael Phelps can touch MC Hammer.
  • Micheal Phelps swims through space after each Olympic medal he wins. This is the true reason why scientists found water on Mars.
  • Every time Phelps jumps in the water, 47 women immediately have an orgasm
  • McDonald’s tried to stiff Phelps on endorsements. Phelps then willed Ronald McDonald’s Heart to stop.
  • Michael Phelps doesn’t shower himself. The water desires to glisten and grace his body
  • Michael Phelps is the reason nobody has heard from Aquaman since the 80’s
  • Michael Phelps’ penis once flopped out of his swim suit. There were no survivors.


if you come up with more that have not been said please add them in the comments!Maybe we can get Michael Phelps to approve these like Chuck Norris did with his! LOL

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