Life is short, have an affair?

Posted on November 11, 2008


What kind of a slogan is that?  When did having an affair become the cool thing to do?  Some of you are probably thinking “why the hell is she talking about having an affair when she is into swinging?” There is a difference!  A happy couple that is into a swinging lifestyle is doing it together and its an open relationship where the two of you share your feelings and ideas and compromise when one person is not happy.  An affair always involves a person that is oblivious to what is going on with the other person. So onward we go!

The Ashley Madison Agency®  I was watching the Tyra Banks show which frankly is not something I do.  So they were talking about a website that was along the lines of “EHarmony” or other dating sites but instead of the traditional “SINGLES” community, it was made for married individuals so they can have an affair.  They even stoop so low as to offer the “Ashley Madison Affair Guarantee”.  Below are the guarantee details!

Affair Guarantee Program Rules
  • Under the Affair Guarantee Program, (the “Affair Guarantee Program” or the “Program”) if you don’t find someone within the initial 3 months after purchasing the “Affair Guarantee” Membership Package, we’ll refund you $249, being the amount you paid for participating in the Program (the “Refund”).
  • The Guarantee Program is available for a limited time only, and open to anyone. Additionally, to be eligible for the Program and the Refund, you must:
    1. Comply at all times with the Terms of Use. By using the website and participating in the Program, you agree to be bound by the Terms of Use.
    2. Pay in full the applicable rate for the “Affair Guarantee” Membership Package which consists of 1000 credits.
    3. Use your “Affair Guarantee” Membership Package to create a profile with a primary photo (public or private). Your profile and primary photo must be approved by within the first 30 days of purchasing your “Affair Guarantee” Membership Package in order for you to be eligible for the Program. Details on approval of your profile and primary photo available at FAQ.
    4. Keep your profile visible at all times during the first 3 months of purchasing your “Affair Guarantee” Membership Package.
    5. Send a “Qualifying” priority mail message to at least 20 different members each month. A “Qualifying Mail Message” must be a priority mail message you send to a unique member who has not yet messaged you or a priority mail message response you send to a unique member who has messaged you. A “Qualifying Mail Message” must be a priority mail message sent through the service and does not include any other method of communicating (such as winks or emails sent outside of the system).
    6. Send at least 5 AshleyGifts per month.
    7. Instant message with members for at least 60 minutes per month through the service.
    8. Adhere to all the steps set out in the Affair Guarantee Program.
  • Please see the Affair Guarantee FAQ for further information. You may also contact Customer Care at 1-866-370-7011 with any questions related to the Affair Guarantee Program. alone will make all decisions under these Program rules regarding Program policies, including but not limited to Program and Guarantee eligibility.
  • If, after 3 months of purchasing your Affair Guarantee Membership Package you are eligible for the $249 refund please fill out the “Affair Guarantee Refund Application”. takes considerable interest in the user’s experience with the website and accordingly, you must follow all requirements to obtain the refund. Requests must be made within the earlier of 30 days of Program expiration or 120 days of your purchase of credits under the Program.
  • The Terms of Use and the Affair Guarantee Program Rules are subject to change by at any time, effective upon posting on the website, and your use of the service and your initial or continued participation in the Affair Guarantee Program after such posting will constitute acceptance by you of such changes. reserves all rights to modify, suspend or cancel the Program at any time and without notice.
  • Program rules last updated September 15, 2008.
A Letter From The President

Welcome to,

I’m Noel Biderman, President of The Ashley Madison Agency and creator of this website.

Ashley Madison is the world’s largest dating service of its kind catering to men and women who are currently in relationships but are looking for more. Over two and a half million of you have joined our service, so rest assured, you are not alone.

I am so confident that our service is right for you, that if you become a full member today, I will Guarantee you an Affair to Remember!

That’s right! Purchase an Affair Guarantee Package Affair Guarantee Package and experience an affair to remember or I will give you your money back.

For 7 years now, Ashley Madison has been connecting millions of people from all over the United States, Canada, and the UK in an effort to increase the likelihood of a successful Affair. We believe we have truly perfected what it is that you need to start on this journey.

Our website is 100% secure, completely anonymous and now with the Affair Guarantee Package, absolutely risk free. So start now and change your life today!

Should you have any questions or comments about our new Affair Guarantee Program or wish to tell us about a successful Affair resulting from the use of Ashley Madison, please feel free to email me directly at

I look forward to hearing from you.


Noel Biderman
Noel Biderman
President and CEO of

These two sections were taken directly from their site where they claim there are over 2 million users already signed up!  What I want to know is.. HOW HARD IS IT TO COMMUNICATE IN A RELATIONSHIP THESE DAYS?  Are people so scared to fess up to their feelings towards another individual that they must go behind their back and have an affair instead of being a responsible adult and ending a bad relationship before moving on?  What about the other person?  The one that is getting hurt in the end?  What would you feel like if your significant other was found to be using this site?

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